‘We need a Sheriff with some balls.’
How do you distinguish yourself from 16 other candidates running to be Miami-Dade County’s first elected Sheriff since the 1960s?
According to Jeffrey Giordano, the race’s latest entrant, you lampoon them in a skit evoking a recurring “Tonight Show” character from that decade, Carnac the Magnificent.
‘Men weren’t buying cognac to dip their cigars in (after the Bill Clinton-Monica Lewinsky scandal). They were dipping their cigars in vagina.’
Former Miami Dade College Police Chief Jeff Giordano just unveiled a titillating policy proposal in his bid to become Miami-Dade County’s first Sheriff in decades: He wants to legalize prostitution.
The world's oldest profession isn’t going anywhere, he said, so it should be safe, legal and regulated to help eliminate “street-corner prostitution rackets” and increase testing for sexually transmitted diseases.
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